We don't build houses with cookies

Don't be fooled by the cute little picture:

What looks like a little boy hard at work creating a gingerbread house is just an illusion.
Every year our neighborhood has a free gingerbread house decorating day. It always seem like the perfect family outing.

Today was far from perfect.

First of all, it was 83°! Do you know what happens to icing at 83°? Well it doesn't exactly act like glue - it resembles something more like snot. Snot running down- every where! Second, there was a huge golf tournament all around us- with thousands of golf carts everywhere. Did I mention I have 2 two-year-olds that I have to watch all the time? Thirdly, I expected Garrett not eat the large cookies that were actually walls. It can be heard from our table "No Garrett! Don't eat those! Those are not cookies! They are walls." I guess I didn't think about the fact that the walls looked like cookies, smelled like cookies, and even tasted like cookies. Not to mention that there is icing all around us that could go right on top of those cookies! So Garrett and I had a little fight over said cookies. At the time I was irritated that one of our walls had a bite taken out of it! If I could do it over with again I would just let him eat the whole darn wall.

At least the pictures make it look like we had a good time:

Next year I think it'll be a girls day out.

Garrettisms

This boy cracks us up!!!

Two conversations over Thanksgiving:

My brother (trying to be mean to me):  Garrett, what color is your Mommy's hair?
Garrett: Pretty!


A conversation a little while after telling him no more cake for the 48th time:

Garrett (as I am dressing him for bed):  When we wake up we can play and have breakfast?
Me: Yes, are you already hungry (he always is!)?
Garrett:  Yes, we can have Pumpkin Pie, but no more cake!

I am thankful for family

Living in Houston for 8 years with no family has left me yearning for some family time.  I don't care what kind of family: a cousin, a brother, even a second cousin.  

There's a saying:  Blood is thicker than water.

It is so true.   No matter how you are related, just the fact that you are related can fill your heart in so many ways.

Now that we homeschool, I was looking forward to the times we could pull the RV for a couple of weeks at a time.

Now is one of those times and I have had a fantastic time.

We loaded the trailer for 12 days and started the 1000 mile drive to the Smoky Mountains.

Right before I left I learned on Facebook that my mom's cousins rented a cabin.   Even though I don't know them well, I wanted to go and spend some time with them and maybe, just maybe, show off our three babies.

I am so glad I went. First of all, the view was worth the drive:

But way more than the view, was these three women:

 Three of my moms many, many cousins.   They held stories of my grandmother that I had never heard.   They said phrases that I have heard my whole life.  They had me rolling and they filled my heart the way only family can do. Even though we were near strangers, we were family and that was enough.


The main reason for our travels was the two Charland families.  My brother and uncle always welcome us with open arms, great food, and some darn good wine.   Turns out my kids love them just as much as me.

Here are the twins getting some love from my niece, Courtney (on the left) and my cousin, Kim, on the right.

Kiera made a fast friend with Isabelle, my brother's sister-in-law's daughter (Did you follow that?)

 Kevin did not get to fully enjoy our Holiday together.  He had to keep working so we could have fun.   Am I lucky or what?  He flew in moments before the turkey hit the table and someone really missed him:

With 23 people in attendance and many of them bringing dishes, there was no shortage of delicious food.  Thankfully I raised non-picky children and they dug right in!

To avoid the turkey coma, we played a little Corn hole.  I thought it was a kids game of bean bags.   Well me and my competitive self LOVED it and we already have plans for Kevin to build a set.

 The girls got together and made an interesting a beautifully creative gingerbread house.

 No matter who you are, rich or poor, 2 or 92, my brother, Mike, will make you laugh and you are sure to have a good time.  In no time at all you will love him.   Garrett quickly discovered this:

 One of my favorite pictures of the entire holiday is this one:

I think I caught a great shot of this beautiful family.   This is my Uncle Mike.  My father's brother.  Being raised in a divorce family is tough on any kid because it really effects your relationships with extended family.  Thankfully as an adult I have been able to build a relationship with these amazing people.   I only had 5 cousins growing up and here are three of them.  They each are unique and it has been fun the past few days hanging out with them. 

I am so thankful for the opportunity to visit with all these different people.  Cousins, second cousins, even third cousins.  Brother, sister in law's and her sister's family.  Aunts, uncles, nieces, and nephews.   It has been a wonderful week.

Fall is Upon Us

For the first time in my sweet children's lives, they got to enjoy Fall the way I remember it:

While our friends are swimming, hitting the beach, and sporting their shorts around town, we are in the Smokies bundling up, sipping hot chocolate, and watching our breath disappear into the atmosphere.

Another Simpson Adventure

In typical Simpson fashion, our vacation has had quite a few bumps. Five minutes before we leave for our extended Smoky Mountain vacation, I drop my phone 6 inches and the screen goes completely blank. So we get in the car and drive four hours to get brand-new phones. I think we deserve them since we were still using iPhone 3s.
The rest of the day remained pretty uneventful except for the massive amount of traffic in Louisiana. Because of all the time lost driving we had no choice but to push through evening hours - even into the wee hours of the night. Around midnight we knew it was time to start thinking about where we were going to sleep. Somehow midnight turned into 2 AM and suddenly we're looking for diesel in Birmingham- where the crime rate is 2.9 times the national crime rate. I found myself praying to God for our safety as we were stuck in a not so nice neighborhood (at 2 am on a Friday!) trying to turn our RV around because no diesel was anywhere to be found. We finally found some diesel and fill the car up only to find out that our credit cards will not work because the whole account has been shut down due to suspected fraudulent usage. Never a dull moment in this family. Luckily a simple phone call to them and we get everything cleared up and pay for the gas. An hour down the road and the temp is hovering at 39°. It's 3 o'clock in the morning, so we decide the best place to get a few hours of shuteye is the Walmart parking lot. Never in my life did I think RVing would include sleeping in a Walmart parking lot. The rest of the night was uneventful. We got some great rest. The next morning we headed out to finish the trip to the Smokies. We are looking forward to 12 days in some beautiful country. Happy Thanksgiving from all of us.

Before the month ends....

Our life in pictures the last few weeks:

Homeschool Art 

Trees and how they change from summer to fall using pretzels and fingerprints

Camping at Yogi Bear

 One of the best pics of the kids in a while:

My favorite way to spend an afternoon-- Impromptu Tea Parties

Karoake with Daddy.  

 I love the story this picture tells.  Serious Kiera singing.  Kevin cracking up.  And Brie looking up to her sister.

 Catching some much needed zzzzzz's in the RV.

 Sisterly love in the RV:

 Perfecting her cartwheel....everywhere!!!!   

Including over the sprinkler.

 Children's Museum:

 Homeschool Co-op:

this picture says so much....

The theme was camping so they are viewing us through their binoculars....well most of them are listening.  Everyone except the 2 year olds!

 Wednesdays at McDonald's 

Story and a craft.   All for free.  Brie loves it.  Garrett not so much.

 Homeschool:

Scary times.   Kiera comes down with a fever and headache that won't respond to medicine.  Dr. says take her to ER.  Poor baby was poked and prodded only to end up with a Spinal Tap.   That revealed Bacterial Meningitis.   The type that kills.

She was rushed by ambulance to Texas Children's Hospital.   Here she sits like a queen with her baby.   Only to find out that it was West Nile Virus that caused Viral Meningitis.  Poor baby!  She has made a full recovery.

The last few weeks have been a whirlwind of activity here in the Simpson Household.   I am looking forward to a nice quiet Fall.  Yeah right.  Life is a party.

Keeping the party alive

This is what happens when I sit down to blog:

Find the camera.  
Find the USB cable to connect it to the computer.  
Get a cup of coffee.  
Take pen away from Brie so she doesn't write on the computer, the Bible, or the walls.  
Take Garrett to the bathroom for incessant whining.  
Tell Kiera to stop fighting with her brother.  
Remember where I put cable and camera.  
Reheat coffee.
Forget blogging and sit on couch and rest. referee small children.

It's no wonder this little ole blog sits postless.    But, in my attempt to keep the Party of 5 alive, I will not worry about the camera, the cable, the coffee or the children and I will tell you what is going on...

Kevin
He is an old man!  He just celebrated his 36th birthday one that may not have happened because of his June accident.  We surprised him with a trip to the beach and gave him the best present ever... no diaper changes for a day!     He is completely healed and now all that remains of his series of unfortunate events is a lengthy scar and a mountain of bills.   He has spent most of his summer working on the Saturn.  Apparently having grease under your fingernails is a rite of passage for a man.   He is 90% done with the engine overhaul or should I say car overhaul and only has 90% more to go.  I told him to trash the Saturn and we could save up for another car and you would have thought I handed him divorce papers.   So, I will go back to cheerleading him to victory on his 16 year old Saturn project (still can't say that without chuckling)!

Me
I am working on a complete life overhaul concerning food.  I have worked very hard transitioning this family onto real food.  I hardly buy anything that is not organic.  I make most of my own things from scratch.  Although it has put a huge dent in our budget, I know it is the right thing to do.   I have already seen great results as far as less stomach issues and more energy.  We hardly eat out anymore and yesterday Kiera told me she liked brussels sprouts.  She even ate one off her sister's plate.  YAY.  I have also completely embraced the idea of homeschool and am pretty much ready for the year.  I have colored-coded schedules and all of my curriculum purchased with the exception of a history program.  But, I am not worried about that as I only intend to teach a little about Pilgrims, Christmas around the world, and Easter.   I am sure a few books and the internet will more than suffice.    And with all the extra time I have after caring for kids, the house, and homeschool I still find time for the ministry - which is in a huge change.  Cypress Calling Ministries is becoming Teen Life Center.   Scrapbooking and gardening make very brief, but much needed appearances in my life.

Kiera
Reading at a third grade level, this child has completely blown us away with her intelligence.   She loves, loves, loves to read and is quite comforted by it (and the TV, much to my dismay).  She also enjoys any type of arts and crafts and music.  She has completely accepted the fact that she will be homeschooled, but is looking forward to starting gymnastics next week and her weekly enrichment program where she will be with 1st and 2nd graders.   She still loves to play baby dolls and has shown quite an interest in cooking and baking.

Garrett
My easy going baby has turned into a needy little toddler.   What he wants he will get or at least he thinks so.  We are really having to work on the whining and crying when frustrated.  He absolutely loves cars, trucks and anything with wheels.   He is a complete mama's boy and gets quite jealous when one of his sister's needs a little love from mama.   His vocabulary is coming in at alarming rates and he is able to put together 3-5 word sentences.   He loves food but has a special place in his heart for fruit.  His manners are excellent and he still is a terrific sleeper.   He and Kiera are very much alike which causes a great deal of friction on most days.

Brie
My not so easy going baby has turned into a delightful little toddler.  She is happy, independent and really only cries out when she hears the lawn guys or a Santa looking man comes near her.  She loves to play baby dolls and doll house and snatch toys from brother just to see him wail.   She is quite clean and can do a better job at picking up toys than her siblings combined.  She is a complete Daddy's little girl and asks me no less than 50 times a day, "Where's Daddy?"  Yesterday I told her he is at work flying airplanes.  She said, "He not scared?"   She is soooo funny.  She is also able to talk in nearly complete sentences.  It is cute to watch her mix up verbs and prepositions in her sentences- where shoes are? is a common mix up of hers.

Oreo, Orion, Onyx and Willow are still doing well.   They still run, play, fight and pee where they are not supposed to.  But we love them.

I hope you didn't mind no pictures this time.  At least I was able to finish this post with only a few disruptions (had to open some play-dough).

I will do my best to be back with more pictures, posts, and party info!